My cat hates my computer. I can tell by her feigned uninterested glances. "Oh, the humans" I imagine my cat saying to herself, in the british accent she has in my head. "Sitting there typing on their little machines, too brainwashed to understand, too stubborn to care."
I'd like to apologize in advance for the many future blogs about cats.
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If you're not that fond of cats, hey, I understand.
I was there 7months ago. If you absolutely cannot stand cats, you are really quite free to leave at any time. There is an absolute No Tolerance Policy when it comes to cattachment taunting. After warnings have been given, strategic LOLZCATZICANHAZCHEEBURGERCATS will be spammed across all of your electronic devices. Have a great day!
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